14. Leg spreaders. You know who you are
15. Anyone who tries to read your paper over your shoulder - get your own!
16. When you are trying to read someone's paper over their shoulder and they turn the page while you are mid-article
17. When a guy gets on playing an accordion and asks for money
18. How may stops there are on the District Line if you are trying to get into London from the likes of Upminster or Hornchurch. The boredom is too much
19. When you're on the Night Tube home and someone was smart enough to buy chips and it wasn't you
20. People who hold hands while walking through a Tube station. It's too busy for romance. Get a room!
21. The depressingly low number of people who look up from their phones to check if a pregnant woman or elderly passenger needs a seat
22. Spotting someone on the opposite escalator you sort of know through a friend. You better acknowledge them. You nod and smile. They totally blank you. You look an idiot
23. How annoying it is when someone sat opposite you eats an apple really loudly
24. You run for the train. You are now all sticky. You still miss it
25. That moment where your internet signal goes as you go into a tunnel
26. People who push in. You should be banned from the Tube. In fact banned from London
27. When you stupidly decide to take the stairs at Covent Garden. Although there's now no need to go to the gym
28. How infuriating it is when Holloway Road is closed during Arsenal games
29. You are used to there being a train every two minutes in Zone 1. You reach the platform and you have to wait a whole four minutes. Us Londoners are too busy for that kind of wait
30. People who don't take their backpacks off once inside a crowded carriage. What are you thinking?
31. You stand in front of the window at the end of a carriage and a hurricane force wind destroys your hair-do
32. Anyone who hasn't adequately prepared for the ticket barrier. Whether it's a paper ticket, an Oyster or a debit card, have it ready
33. When you put your ticket through but the person in front has tapped their Oyster and it hasn’t worked so now they have got through on your ticket. Cue mass panic
34. Say it, see it, sorted - an important message but when you hear it 73 times an hour it gets a little annoying
35. How did Chesham and Amersham manage to get their own Tube stations but most of South London didn't?
36. Those stations where nobody gets on or off - Bermondsey, we’re looking at you
37. When a District line changes its final destination while you're on it
38. Euston's new layout. It just doesn't work
39. When the train can't leave the station as one set of doors won't close properly. Whoever has got their bag caught in them, sort it out!