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The news in caricature, with the stories behind each illustration.

A weary British exporter tries to push a shipping trolley whose wheels are immobilised by a huge knotted supply chain. An oversized meter attached to the trolley continues counting costs; a smaller dial reads ‘BANK RATE 4%’. A cargo ship waits beyond the quay.

Waiting Charges

The goods are waiting. The costs aren’t.

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A determined shopper takes a small step while carrying modest grocery bags and an enormous percentage-marked barbell across her shoulders. An immaculate Bank of England official observes her with a clipboard marked HOLD. The unchanged weight contrasts with her effort to keep moving.

The Resilience Test

Still holding up. Still no lighter.

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A traveller stands in her hallway with a suitcase and passport. An enormous British airport-style biometric gate has unfolded from her smartphone, placing the border between her and her own front door. She regards this unexpected travelling companion with restrained disbelief.

The First Arrival

The border has arrived before the visitor.

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At an imaginary airport checkpoint, a stern judge opens an oversized case marked ‘GOVERNMENT AI’, revealing folders labelled ‘SUPPLIERS’ and ‘IMPACT ASSESSMENTS’. The government official holding it looks distinctly uncomfortable. Behind them, a traveller undergoes a biometric border check.

Anything to Declare?

The Government discovers that scrutiny can be a return journey.

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In a satirical NHS waiting room, a luminous electronic patient record races towards an open treatment-room door. An administrator admires its speed while the actual patient remains seated, watching with raised eyebrows. A clinician at the doorway looks past the record and reaches towards the patient.

Record Time

Splendid. Now for getting the patient there.

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A Treasury official unveils an enormous gold stablecoin held upright by substantial steel braces marked FCA. An institutional investor studies the supports rather than the coin, carrying a newspaper headed ‘RATES HELD’. The elaborate regulatory framework is the real attraction—and the visual punchline.

The Supporting Framework

‘Stable’ is doing rather less work than the framework.

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In an allegorical policy garden, Ed Miliband admires a wind turbine growing like a prize plant. Beneath the soil, a cutaway reveals most of its roots reaching into a large red container labelled ‘China — critical minerals’, contrasting clean-energy ambition with strategic supply-chain vulnerability.

Home-Grown

The wind is home-grown. The roots are another matter.

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In a symbolic Midlands factory, a skilled engineer and a suited investor inspect a gleaming electric car. An enormous old-fashioned winding key protrudes from its rear, labelled ‘CHINA — CRITICAL MINERALS’. The engineer regards the incongruous mechanism with weary recognition.

Key Dependency

Splendid new investment. Sixteen years after the first warning, the key dependency still comes as standard.

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Two solemn Stormont politicians simultaneously turn keys in an absurdly elaborate control console marked ‘NORMAL SERVICE’. Its light turns green and an ordinary pay envelope emerges into a nurse’s hand. A teacher and a bus driver stand beside her, looking relieved rather than impressed.

The Day Job

An extraordinary agreement to do the ordinary.

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In a symbolic Scottish street scene, John Swinney uses a pound-sign-shaped emergency hammer to crack a glass case enclosing a vacant tenement entrance. Beside him, an adult and child wait with their belongings. The case reads “BREAK GLASS”: existing rooms have become emergency equipment for people without homes.

Break Glass for Shelter

The emergency is outside. The empty rooms are inside.

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A satirical airport scene beneath a ‘VISA-FREE’ sign. A pleased Home Office policymaker presents an enormous smartphone whose screen is woven from red tape in a QR-like pattern, forming a barrier across the entrance. A visitor holding a passport looks between the sign and the digital obstacle, one eyebrow raised.

Wireless Red Tape

Visa-free. Permission compulsory.

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AI editorial satire: on a South Wales railway platform, an anonymous transport official proudly polishes a station clock whose hands have been replaced by a giant pound sign. A railway engineer waits with the proper clock hands, while a commuter pointedly checks her watch. A route board names Swansea, Cardiff and Newport.

A Change of Gauge

Splendid. Now can we have the good news in minutes?

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A determined shopper nudges a grocery trolley forwards while a comfortably seated, generic central banker keeps its enormous handbrake held. The brake is labelled “BANK RATE”. The cartoon contrasts modest retail growth with the Bank of England’s decision to leave interest rates unchanged.

Steady On

Consumer confidence is steady. So is the handbrake.

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In a satirical tailor’s shop, a Bank of England official considers punching a tighter belt hole marked “4%?” for an apprehensive household customer carrying an energy bill. Nearby, a shareholder comfortably lets out his own waistband beside a dividend statement showing a 13.2% rise. The proposed monetary tightening contrasts with the reported increase in shareholder payouts.

Waist Management

One economy. Rather different waist allowances.

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AI editorial satire: A beaming British official cuts a green ribbon wrapped around an enormous, unbroken chain. The chain tethers a miniature wind turbine on a UK display plinth to a rough boulder labelled ‘CHINA — CRITICAL MINERALS’. Beside it lies a faded warning marked ‘16 YEARS AGO’.

Cutting the Wrong Tie

A ribbon is rather easier to cut than a dependency.

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A satirical government video editor gives an animated fox a green play button under ‘Design rights’, while holding a refugee’s image on pause. The much larger screen reads ‘Settlement: proposed’, with a freeze-frame block marked ‘30 years’. The refugee looks patiently out at the official.

Suspended Animation

Protection for moving images. Suspended animation for people.

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In a symbolic British civic forecourt, clinicians carefully wheel a healthcare worker in a medical isolation unit along a short, unobstructed path. Beside them, a Home Office planner presents a refugee with an enormous proposed settlement route, winding needlessly around a house key. Its label reads ‘PROPOSED SETTLEMENT — 30 YEARS’.

The Long Way Round

A clear route to specialist care. A proposed thirty-year detour to settlement.

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A young wheelchair user arrives for a job interview with a portfolio. The office doors are wide open, but an enormous purse labelled “ACCESS BUDGET” blocks the entrance. Behind it, a corporate recruiter beckons her inside while firmly pinching the purse shut.

Open Door, Closed Purse

The door is open. The budget is another matter.

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Generic British and Japanese diplomats shake hands across a conference table shaped like a giant semiconductor. Beneath the British corner, a rough block labelled “China — critical minerals” substitutes for a missing leg. The British diplomat discreetly steadies it with his shoe while his Japanese counterpart looks down.

Advanced Relations, Basic Dependence

Closer ties at the cutting edge. A less wobbly supply chain would help.

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A rain-soaked conservator holds a luminous, computer-generated umbrella labelled ‘DESIGN RIGHTS’ over miniature representations of Hastings Castle and Dickens’ writing chalet. Rain passes straight through its virtual canopy, washing away their separate earthen bases above a swollen heritage-at-risk register.

Legally Watertight

Excellent protection for the design. The weather seems unimpressed.

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