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British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

Nate White
“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
Comments

Orlando von Schwimmenhaft 1 day ago
America's Nazi Dictatorship is in place! And Trump is the Führer!

𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖐𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖎 𝕬𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖐𝖆!
R Kerxton 2 days ago
One of his keen attributes, which you alluded to but never really surfaced, is how utterly mean he is. I would imagine that most bullies are mean but Trump takes it to a new level.

Also, how would one describe the people who follow and applaud his personality and behavior? I would love to know how to describe those people, besides “Trumpers”. There has to be a more accurate name for them.
Gail Paul 2 days ago
Very well said, very well written and right on target,
Sam Johnson 2 days ago
This writer is wrong on so many levels. Trump cares about the American people which is why he is deporting murderers and rapists. It's why he is trying to protect girls in sports and also prevent boys and men from being in girls and women's locker rooms. It's why he is saving American taxpayers billions of dollars in wasteful spending and it's why he is ending years of racist policies. He also has a great sense of humor and is absolutely hysterical.
Smith 2 days ago
BINGO As an American I apologize to the World for stupidity of some of us electing this person to highest elected position in our democtacy. He is not POTUS but FOTUS (Felon...). God Save the United States of America
Tony Berg 3 days ago
And after 4 years to confirm that we went and ele him to a second term.
As a Brit I don't understand how or why, once was more than too much,
Ethel Schlegel 3 days ago
Please help the sane Americans who want to get him out!
Roberta Rothwell 4 days ago
This is a very astute character precis of Trump-thanks for this
Felix Justice 6 days ago
Donald Trump is clinically insane.
Joseph Angel 6 days ago
I absolutely love it!

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