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British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

Nate White
“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
Comments

Felix Justice 3 hours ago
He infects public mental health.
Felix Justice 3 hours ago
Donald Trump is clinically (and criminally) insane.
Clive 3 days ago
Trump is said is said to be a very wealthy man, a billionaire no less, he can afford the very best hand made suits, hand made shirts and silk ties, the best most expensive shoes. But even with all this and his funny haircut and fake tan, he proves beyond all reasonable doubt, that you can't polish a turd.
marie babey 7 days ago
Excellent!!! l'article le plus pertinent que j'ai lu sur Trump!
Sharon 8 days ago
trump is the worst president ever.
Felix Justice 9 days ago
Donald Trump is clinically insane.
Felix Justice 15 days ago
Reverend King taught us that you can’t overcome hate with more hate; only love can do that. We are now in the grips of the most hateful administration in American history, led by a creature that is irredeemable ignorant. That is why our prayer should be that Pope Leo XIV floods the earth with kindliness and empathy throughout his reign.
San Miguel Arcángel 18 days ago
Satan is described in Ezekiel 28 as beautiful: “Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty” (Ezekiel 28:12). His charisma is dangerous and misleading.

Trump has cultivated an image of strength and perfection, boasting of his IQ, physical stamina, and appearance. His appeal to crowds, use of spectacle, and insistence on loyalty echo the seductive power attributed to Satan: “for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light” (2 Corinthians 11:14).

While Donald Trump is not Satan, the parallels between his behaviors and the characteristics of the biblical adversary raise profound ethical and spiritual questions. Greed, deception, disregard for the vulnerable, and thirst for power reflect the same temptations Satan presents throughout Scripture. The Bible urges discernment: “By their fruits ye shall know them” (Matthew 7:20). Evaluating leaders through this lens helps us uphold truth, justice, and compassion in a world easily swayed by charisma and spectacle. Trump is nevertheless Satan's servant on Earth.
Felix Justice 19 days ago
It warms the heart to have a Real American Couple gracing the People’s House with their mutual devotion, setting a glamorous example for America’s youths of what true love is, after having to endure those African Obamas for all those dreadful years.
OKLAHOMA IS NOT OK!!! 19 days ago
Let's call ICE Detention Facilities what they really are: TRUMP'S CONCENTRATION CAMPS!!!!!!

WILLKOMMEN IN NAZI AMERIKA!!!!!

FUEHRER TRUMP HAS TURNED AMERIKA INTO THE FOURTH REICH!!!!!!! FOLKS, A NAZI REGIME HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED IN WASHINGTON, DC!!!!!!!

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