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British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

Nate White
“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:
A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
Comments

Felix Justice 8 days ago
In the years following the defeat of the Nazis, the question you often encountered was How could an advanced, civilized culture like Germany, one that gave the world Goethe, Beethoven and Thomas Mann and a host of other universal geniuses - how, then could such a people have allowed a murderous clown like Hitler to assume power? Look no further for your answer than present day USofA, country gave the world Thomas Jefferson, Rev. King and Adlai Stevenson, voices of eloquent compassion, now being led by a fool without a soul, a self loathing clump of rancid fecal matter, with a cowed Republican Party utterly in his thrall. How did that happen?
Felix Justice 17 days ago
He is a rageful 9 yr-old.
Felix Justice 17 days ago
You needn’t be a psychiatrist to know that Trump is nuts. Just look at his glassy eyes and listen to his rambling speech. He convicts himself. With apologies to the mentally Ill who are in no way depraved.
Felix Justice 17 days ago
I suggest that seventy should be the cut off age to serve as President. It’s a hard job requiring mental vigor. Just look where we are today; a creature in possession of the nuclear code who is both impulsive and vindictive and whose cognitive decline is in its 2nd decade. He’s a hateful creature. He could drop the bomb just to register his animosity to the Democrats. Scary.
Felix Justice 17 days ago
Jann! You nailed it!
Trudi Ruane 19 days ago
You nailed it!
Jann 19 days ago
Also: the Lucifer of lying, the Twat of thuggery, the Nazi of nastiness, the Hitler of hatred, and the Michaelangelo of misinformation!
Felix Justice 20 days ago
Donald Trump is criminally insane.
Busky Phocks 22 days ago
As an American, this perfectly captures what we’re witnessing every single day — every single hour. Only one thing is missing: his job is to protect and uplift Americans. Instead, he lies with every breath — about the small things and the monumental things alike. He shows no interest in strengthening this nation or its people, but instead deceives them, pushing policies like providing healthcare to illegal immigrants — something that simply cannot happen.

It’s not just him. His entire administration is built on deception, filled with others who share the same disregard for truth and fairness. They seem obsessed with retribution, with punishing opponents instead of serving the people. It is remarkable, and it is terrifying.

He is actively dismantling the very country that gave him everything. The billionaires will walk away richer, while everyday Americans will be left to suffer the consequences.
Laura 26 days ago
Bless you Robert, from 5 days ago. It must be a struggle to be so afraid. Sadly, so many are thus afflicted. Good luck.

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