PUTIN'S LIMOUSINE DETONATES—SECURITY CHAOS ENSUES

One of Putin's opulent Aurus limousines caught fire close to the FSB headquarters in Moscow.

Reason?

Still unclear, but the blaze quickly intensified.

Witnesses reported workers hurrying from nearby bars to assist before emergency responders appeared.

In the meantime, Putin's paranoia has reached new heights—sewers are being inspected, and security personnel are being searched.

The Kremlin’s seemingly invulnerable facade? It’s not appearing so invulnerable at the moment.