Iranian Mullah Claims Israel Used Genies to Hunt Hezbollah Leader
Mostafa Karami, a prominent Iranian mullah, has alleged that Israel deployed genies and demons to track down Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah. Yes, you read that right—according to Karami, Israel’s military prowess extends beyond state-of-the-art technology and into the realm of the supernatural.
Mostafa Karami, a prominent Iranian mullah, has alleged that Israel deployed genies and demons to track down Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah.
Yes, you read that right—according to Karami, Israel’s military prowess extends beyond state-of-the-art technology and into the realm of the supernatural.
The mullah confidently stated that Israel has been using “cosmic science” and a mystical army since the days of King David and Solomon.
Forget drones, intelligence, and satellites—it seems we’ve all underestimated the true source of Israeli military might: a brigade of ancient genies on speed dial.