"Why do you always think that the way you live is better than the way we live?"

Best part - "We're not you, and we don't like you much".

We did not conquer other countries to plunder their natural treasures, nor did we impoverish millions in other nations so that our people could become wealthy. We did not kidnap individuals for the purpose of slavery. And after all these heinous crimes against humanity, we don't suddenly don suits and hats, roll our eyes, and preach morality to others, pretending to be righteous and champions of human rights while our polished, new image conceals this ugly past.